9:41 ●●●●● WiFi
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47:23
On Hold with MegaCable
MegaCable Bot
"I understand how frustrating this must be. Let me transfer you to a specialist who can help with your billing concern."
Empathy Theater Redirect Loop #3
3
Transfers
3
Re-Explains
$0
Resolved
Your bot beats their bot
What do you want done?
MegaCable detected from your recent bill
Navigating Chat
0:00
Comcast Cancelled
Confirmation #XR-4419 · No fees applied
Case Summary
Your time 30 seconds
FUM resolution time 3:47
Without FUM 47+ min, unresolved
Outcome Service cancelled, $0 fees
Tactics defeated 4
Empathy Theater Redirect Loop Option Flood Policy Wall
Your bot won.
You never touched the chat.

Stop asking nicely.

FUM fights your cable company while you eat dinner.