Private Beta · Bot-vs-Bot In Development

Stop
paying for
nothing.
Fight back.

The vision: your bot enters the corporate chat and beats theirs at their own game. Cancellations, refunds, and billing disputes — resolved before you put your phone down. We're building it now. Demos below are real. Live automation ships in beta.

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$0M
SiriusXM settlement
0min
Avg. Xfinity call
0%
Adobe ETF on annual
advocate · sirius-xm-cancel.js
→ // Initiating cancellation for user@email.com
→ Navigating to care.siriusxm.com
✓ Authenticated successfully
→ Located: Manage Subscription
→ Chatbot "Harmony" initiated retention flow
✕ Offer declined: "50% off for 6 months"
✕ Offer declined: "Streaming only at $4.99"
✕ Offer declined: "3 months free"
→ Confirming cancellation...
✓ Cancellation confirmed · Ref: #SXM-2847193
✓ Done in 2m 43s · $23.99/mo saved
THE SITUATION
You're already fighting a bot.
Now you have one.
Every company on this list has automated the runaround. Scripted retention flows. Chatbots trained to say no. Hold queues designed to make you give up. We automated the escape.
How It Works

Three steps.
One less bill.

You authorize once. We handle everything else — navigation, retention offers, confirmation. You get a receipt.

01 — TELL US
Pick your target
Choose the company, describe the issue, and tell us what you want — cancellation, refund, credit, or all three. 60 seconds.
02 — AUTHORIZE
One-time login
You enter credentials in a secure session. We never store them. You stay in control — we pause if anything needs your input.
03 — DONE
We handle the rest
Advocate navigates the flow, declines every retention offer, and delivers a confirmation with full timestamps.
Supported

The ones that
don't want you to leave.

Built specifically for companies that make cancellation deliberately painful.

SiriusXM
Chatbot maze, 4 scripted retention offers, phone fallback by design. Paid $150M in zombie charge settlements.
Cancellation
Adobe CC
50% early termination fee on annual plans. Cancel button buried three screens deep.
Cancel + Fee Fight
Comcast
Phone-only cancel. Retention department trained to outlast you. 35 min avg call.
Cancellation
NY Times
Multiple discount screens before the cancel button appears. Deliberately obscured flow.
Cancellation
Planet Fitness
No online portal. Certified mail or in-person required. We draft and send the letter.
Letter Generation
Demos

See it work.
Four ways in.

Four live demos — each a different angle on what Advocate actually does. Click any one.

The Conversation X-Ray
Watch the agent read a retention script in real time — intent, tactics, and counter-moves surfaced line by line.
Flagship
Real Dispute Demo
A full Comcast billing dispute walkthrough — what Advocate says, what the rep says, what you save.
Live Dispute
Your Bots vs. Their Bots
Side-by-side: their retention chatbot vs. your Advocate agent. Watch the standoff play out.
Head-to-Head
Your Bot Beats Their Bot
The 60-second ad cut — fast, punchy, shareable. The "aha moment" version.
Ad Cut
I don't have fuck you money.
But I do have fuck you.
Pricing

One win pays for
the whole year.

$12.99
Per month · Cancel anytime
  • Unlimited disputes — cancellations, refunds, billing errors
  • 5 companies at launch, new ones added weekly based on requests
  • Full session log — see every action we took and why
  • Zero credential storage — session-only, never persisted
  • Confirmation record with timestamps for every action
  • Letter generation for companies with no online cancel path
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Browser automation software · Not legal advice
Results not guaranteed · Credentials never stored
The math
One cancelled SiriusXM subscription at $23.99/mo = $287/yr saved.

AgentAdvocate costs $155/yr.
Net positive after month one.
Is this legal?
Yes. AgentAdvocate is browser automation software — the same category as Selenium and Playwright. You authorize every action. We execute on your behalf, which is fully permitted.
What about my password?
Credentials are used in-session only and immediately discarded. We operate the same way as Plaid — tokenized, session-based, never stored anywhere.
What if it doesn't work?
Some flows require human input (2FA codes, CAPTCHA). We pause and alert you. We give you a full log of what happened either way.
Beta Access

First 500 beta users.
Founding price locked.

This is a private beta. Bot-vs-bot chat automation is in active development — we're picking one company at a time and shipping real working flows. Beta members get $12.99/mo locked for life and first access as companies come online.

✓ You're on the beta list. We'll reach out as each company's automation goes live.

No spam. Experimental beta — expect iteration, rough edges, and occasional "not yet" as we build toward the full product.